things I hate
I hate
Star Jones. I have a nightmare of being swallowed by her alive. mommy..mommy…
getting e-mails about penis enlargement everyday. I’m so glad I’m a girl, Otherwise I would suspect one of my ex-gf gave out my penis size info to the company. (I hate MYSELF when I reply to e-mails like ” Housewives bored while their husband is gone. Check out their explicit video.” why should I care about 42 years old Amy’s everyday sex life.that’s gross. )
I also hate myself when I realized that I spend 45 min of my precious life searching for Misha barton’s nipple slip.




