Archive for February, 2006
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things I hate
I hate
Star Jones. I have a nightmare of being swallowed by her alive. mommy..mommy…
getting e-mails about penis enlargement everyday. I’m so glad I’m a girl, Otherwise I would suspect one of my ex-gf gave out my penis size info to the company. (I hate MYSELF when I reply to e-mails like ” Housewives bored while their husband is gone. Check out their explicit video.” why should I care about 42 years old Amy’s everyday sex life.that’s gross. )
I also hate myself when I realized that I spend 45 min of my precious life searching for Misha barton’s nipple slip.
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Stripp joint 808
I love Hawaii. I love hawaiian people, hawaiian food, hawaiian everything. Only thing I was not really into is strip bar in Hawaii. I was very excited to go at first,(well, I went to Hawaii for HIN, not to see strippers, that’s only 80% of the reason. 20% of the reason is for Zippy’s.) I never been to the one it’s buck naked. I think I’m one of those guys who enjoy imply nudity. vigina is not really beautiful to look at it. That’s why DVD like “Girls gone wild” sells lot. Flashing tits=atractiuve. Flashing vigina= too much information. I felt like I was a gynecologist. All of sudden, I was not turned on, I felt like I must study about human anatomy or something.
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vegas baby!
I was in vegas for the super bowl weekend. Palm hotel hired 10 hot chicks to party. I was excited because we went there by private Jet. I don’t really understand why the game is so exciting. It’s just guys in tight spandex throwing ball left & right. Tackle & fell on the ground if you want. That’s gay. I just sat on the corner with the cheese hat & kept on screaming”Go~ lakers!” I’m not trying to be a prude but it was very crazy to see most of the models hooking up with the guys they just met same night. I know vegas makes you do crazy stuff but they need to slow down. I behave & came back safely, only crazy thing I did was went to the chapel & got married. j/k.
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me as wife
Marry me
Seen u Howard Stern last year and I would love to marry you, super sexy and you can bomb my pearl harbor.I get mails like this sometimes, but I don’t think I’m a wife material.( There was a time I was engaged though) In this country once you get married, you supposed to gain weight & chop hair short ,wear ugly color legging so you look like overweight peterpan. Why do they do that? Although I think it’s nice to find someone to love for life. maybe I will find me overweight peterpan wife who watch Dr.Phill everyday while she eats box of coco puffs, complain that I never put the toilet seat down.
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