keep it hood, keep it real.

I spoke to my family member who just got married. Do you care if someone you know were attached to someone in jail? Am I Jap Mary j Blige with all this family drama?Should sing on the top of the cliff wearing leopard print body suits like her? I don’t think I ever want to marry. I know that’s how the society expect you to do when you hit certain age, but I prefer putting bib on my cat and collect ornament eggs.My mom can’t cope with family stress and so sad to see her getting weaker everyday.It’s not even Thanks giving yet.I believe that’s when your brother comes out of the closet and uncle tells everyone he fell in love with his adopted asian girl.

I’m on pasmag cover this month
http://www.pasmag.com/classic.asp?ID=54

How come my fans knew before I know? They know my everything. I bet you didn’t know I sleep with no pillow.(when your head is big your head work as a pillow. same theory that you don’t need an airbag if you have huge fake boobs.)I especially hate the pillow people use on the airplane. it looks to me like crazy chinese torture for the neck. If you want to travel with pillow, you might as well plant the chair up in your ass too.

Pass mag rocks! The photo shoot was fun. great photographer,make up artist and all. studio smelled like roses, editor looked like asian fabio, we ate buffet of all the pricy -ter stuff(Lobster,oyster), oompaloompa was serving chilled lemonade on the set.( FYI, the boyshorts I wore was from Target 8 years old boy section. Michael Jackson thinks I’m sick and twisted.

stay tuned…

www.youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com

“OMFG I’M OBSESSED WITH AIKO TANAKA. Ask anyone that saw how googly eyed I got when I met her. she was so cute :o”

Then many asks”where did she go?”

a) went back to her village and waiting to be adopted by Angelina
b)or madonna
c)got married, got fat and looking like asian rosie odonnell with mastache breast feeding my kids.
d)got arrested by cupping someone’s nuts at Minneapolis International Airport.
Answer is..
I’m here. just wait…
It’s hard to have close person getting arrested, having one of my relatives married to someone who’s in jail, while not talking to my father for two years because he left my mom all up to me knowing She needs her bills to get paid. That all hapened in few months. I am handling it though. They say when tough gets going, make lemon tough. wait, that’s not it. when life gives you lemon, never stare at the boiling pot. yeah. some like that. My point is sometimes, life doesn’t make sense. But that’s life. Every darkness has ending,just like the movie. I think this is the part of the movie where I would be in the bathroom or getting milkduds because I preffer skipping the depressing part and watch only sex and violence. In life, you can’t because you have to learn. I can’t wait what’s gonna happen next because this year has been so good to me too! I’m doing more acting now(unfortunate to me fans who wants to see me in bikini, but you can just google search it.) and the best part is I feel stronger. This will all end up when I write book later. I’m just crossing my finger so my uncle will come out with sex tape with midget. Under age midget named Tyrone.