You watch “Ambush make over” on Regis and Kelly of random struggling family, You cry with joy.
When your ass is up early enough to watch Regis & kelly.
Your fav. tv show has lots of med. comercial about gas,digestion,Menopause problem.
You drink prune juice.
You don’t remember what you ate for lunch.
You wear sweater with season theme.
Go ARRP!
Your very self conscience arent u aiko? I liked ur post about being a certain way even though u might hurt pepole from being true to yourself i actually used ur advice and i am doing things more different from my day o day life. Oh and happy gobble gobble day.
Very nice….here’s my favorites:
“Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
You know what the word “equity” means.
The little old gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
You give up all your bad habits and you still don’t feel good.
You learn where your prostate is.
The little old lady you help accross the street is your wife(you thought) and your real wife was getting hit by bicycle.
You give up all your habits, good or bad. oh, this is getting depressing, If you excuse me I’ll go have shot of prune juice.(room temperture.)