Archive for July, 2008

• ebay ain’t shit

  Date: 2008.07.28 | Category: Blog | Response: 10

   I just went to “I sold it on ebay store” to sell my Prada shoes. Me and my gf got it together, but oh well. I’m materialistic fob so I need to see some logo.Prada don’t shine out enough for me. Fobs love logos, don’t we? I get heartburn looking at old lady fobs sometimes. She would have Fendi sunglass,coach purse, gucci boots and Chanel ski wear in the middle of summer. Once I saw Chinese restaurant “mercedes.” in NJ. Mercedes and Porsche doesn’t fit well unless you are black stripper. ( You might use Chanel.) What was I talking bout? oh, yeah. My Prada shoes. You know how much it was sold for? $25. Are they fucking kidding me? I would have made that money selling lemonade on the street. 

• Thank you!!

  Date: 2008.07.26 | Category: Blog | Response: 9

  I went to nobu with my gf the other nite. I like the one in Miami better. I saw puff daddy there. He was more like puff shorty. and here I go again with my mouth. ( speak no evil, hear no evil.) pardon me,  I said he was so tall I thought he was black yao ming. It’s just another trendy place that serves raw food so men can get laid.I always feel urge to put wasabi beans in my nose and shoot up towards people. Random white peeps told me that my blog is funny. That’s when you know you are doing  aiiight. When white people tell you you are swell.Instead of me going to San gabriel Boba shop and people ask me to sign their chopsticks.  Yes, indeed. I  like making people smile. If people can forget bout bullshit they are going through( and I just reminded to your ass. hahaha) by reading my blog, I’m very happy!  Thank you for the comments too xl, peachies,el, Leanne,erik, Philip,massimo,sniop,luci,matt and many more.  nite nite. 

• Summer!

  Date: 2008.07.24 | Category: Blog | Response: 4

  Summer is coming! You hafta mix your cool-aid, ( Kool-aid logo is funny. Idea of drinking the fluid out of the creepy pitcher man is not so exciting. So is Aunt Jemima. It’s not OK to taste sweet syrup juice from aunti’s body. America is sick. This should be banned. It’s not the video game that subliminally corrupt child’s mind, Michael Moore. The concept of Pillsbury dough-boy, I don’t even want to go there. I feel so dirty and ashamed of myself.) bathing suits, put some Hawaiian tropic(You must support your girl aiko, former Miz Hawaiian Tropic Tokyo.) lotion, go outside while I stay home and write this blog. I get pale day by day. I would look albino by the end of this week.  I like summer but only thing I hate is men walking around shirtless. WHO SAID THAT SHIT IS OK? If that’s allowed I prefer seeing some ladies topless.  State of Louisiana fines $500 for wearing saggy jeans. Topless men should get fined too. If they had man-boobs, they should be sentenced in jail. American boys love to work out, don’t they? If you are asian female reading this, (which I doubt) most of asian heartthrob weigh as much as we do or skinnier than us,right? Testosterone is overrated.  

• Surfing with the sharks

  Date: 2008.07.24 | Category: Blog | Response: 3

  I was web surfing to found out that I’ve dated  many actors I don’t even know. So they say. I was involved with one but that’s bout it. I was just a new girl in town who were talking shit bout people to blend in. I was saying Lenny kravitz is ugly while he was on the radio. He’s a good looking guy, but I was a cocky lil bitch back then. I talk bad bout Bill too, I met him only once and he’s a nice person. Now, I don’t really like to talk bout who I date or gossips.People grow older and change. We live to better ourselves everyday. That’s life. My girl is going through big step this Sunday. I respect that. You don’t have to save the world but you can take small steps.If you save the life of a butterfly today, you did something good. Now you can go to pimp your ho to Iceberg Slim out.

• My next beauty contest after Hawaiian tropic..

  Date: 2008.07.23 | Category: Blog | Response: 3

  http://www.insimenator.net/showthread.php?t=47594&page=16cool.

  (scroll down to “Aiko Tanaka – Round 3″ )

• pick what you dig

  Date: 2008.07.22 | Category: Blog | Response: 8

  I noticed many people don’t mind having mediocre life. I don’t want it.  I got out from many situations where I was comfortable but I felt like I’m not moving forward. I just had that discussion with my best friend over bowl of soup. (not miso. )People complain about their life, girlfriend, family,etc. My family member called me the other nite, complain about someone else in my family. This used to get me. I used to cry with them.(I’m nice person after-all.) Now, I don’t give a damn. That’s their issues and not mine. If you don’t like someone, why the hell do you hang out? Unless you are conjoined. I don’t get it. We don’t realize this life is so short and we can’t waste one day.  What I want to say is you gotta enjoy your life. If you want to learn to surf, do. If you want to learn to speak Japanese, just fucking do it. You don’t need permission from  nobody. And I want you all to find your own happiness.

• Things to do on the weekend

  Date: 2008.07.19 | Category: Blog | Response: 14

  The price of the gas is awesome, it’s giving me a excuse not to get out the house.I will stop hibernating from next weeks though. I ate up all my acorns by now. I’m gettig bored but at the same time, I don’t want to spend time with someone and be bothered. I’d rather do some work at home.( I like hanging with you though, ms.p ) 
  

    

  List of the things. 1) paint the walls 2)grow tomatos on your balcony 3)grow scallions(very easy.) 4)Going to bed early 5)Meditate 

• Blackberry,pinkberry,Im yo huckleberry.

  Date: 2008.07.19 | Category: Blog | Response: 6

  You guys all have blackberry?  Does that battery break all the time? After I drop my phone in the bath tub it breaks easily…Which phne company is the best? I call international all the time as international woman of mystery.Once, I found my phone in the fridge.  It was very nice and frosty. When I was a kid, I often went to school forgetting to take off my pajama under my school uniform.( I went to private high school called tamaichi, uniform was designed by Mori Hanae.. good old days..)

• This girl I met

  Date: 2008.07.19 | Category: Blog | Response: 1

   I met this girl the other nite. She was asking me what I do. I usually likes to tell people I’m a pharmacist. But I didn’t want to mess with kid’s mind so told her I do acting and all. By the way, don’t you all love it when lil girls tell you that you are pretty, or handsome,etc ? ‘cus kids don’t lie. Auntie Aiko almost bought her a fudge, carpaccio, whatever she wanted. ( Her daddy was paying for it anyways.)And she asked me if I have a boyfriend. I said no and you know what she said? she said” I don’t neither. I want to focus on my studying.” I wish I knew that when I was twelve instead of thinking about Joey Mcintyre all the time. She’s gonna go far…

• stop it

  Date: 2008.07.17 | Category: Blog | Response: 6

  All day today I had one thing on my mind… All I could think about was… the song “Oh micky you so fine you blow my mind oh micky! Hey Micky!” I have a slight case of OCD that causes obsessive thoughts but what the hell? I left Starbucks because I couldn’t decide what to get while the song was playing loud in my head with Will Ferrell cheerleader image. That song is more for Jumba juice. p.s.Hello drama fashion show tomorrow. go visit www.hellodrama.net You snooze, you loose your cheese foe sheez my ninja please.