October 19th, 2008

No shower allowed.

Posted by Aiko in Blog

I was doing my dishes. I don’t hire cleaning ladies anymore, I do my own. My pots and dishes seemed to have so much fun.  They were floating in the hot water in the bubbles. I just got my bath tub culked so I CAN’T TAKE SHOWER FOR OVER NIGHT. When someone tells me I can’t, I want to.It’s just my nature. Next thing you know, my tea cup was telling me” Aiko, c’mon jump in. it feels so good in here. You are missing out. I mean, why do you even take shower. Here, you have fridge for cold water, coffee cake,  and roast chicken if you are bored. c’mon.” I said ok.  So, I took a bath in the kitchen. I wiped myself with paper towel.  Bounty really do absorb the water well. Now we know. This is why I like to stay single because I don’t think anyone will let me take a bath like that.  or let me take as much shower as I want. 

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  1. Massimo said,

    on October 19th, 2008 at 6:48 am

    How about putting you on a hook, kick you of a boat and let you swim with the dolphins as much as you want?

  2. Aaron said,

    on October 19th, 2008 at 7:20 am

    Humans are naturally rebels, but I hope you are not like that when it comes to movie roles. “Aiko hime you can’t play that dumb chick role! You will get typecast and stuck with that. It will kill your career.” Im starting to worry now. Can your teacup tell me any good lottery numbers? That would be nice LOL I would definetely thank you for it after I won. They named it Bounty because of the good water asorbing. Aiko, it is your own body, and any man would love to let you bath in the kitchen. Who can tell you when and when not take a shower? That is a human necessity, ya know?

  3. Aiko said,

    on October 19th, 2008 at 7:42 am

    even though I’m not a dude, some type of Oedipus complex is making me feel thirst for the water and water create same atomosphere as mother’s womb. And That was just my bullshit and it just feel good, no? people sing in a shower cus it just feel so good. I can take shower like 4 times a day.(minimum.) In Japan, where neatness is important, girls stays in the bath tub for like 3 hours. also, we believe it’s good for relaxation. I bring my books, lunch, bible,candle, random neigbor’s kids. It’s safe there.

  4. Aaron said,

    on October 19th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    The water to the human body is like gas to a car. Very essential, no? Running water often reminds people of the womb, or at least they are connected somehow. In America, the average bath time is about few minutes to an hour. I normally do about an hour, personally. If 4 times a day is your minimum, then what is your maximum?

  5. Massimo said,

    on October 19th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Sounds cool aiko. Can I get invited?

  6. Vai said,

    on October 20th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    Hi, found ur page somewhere, don’t remember..but anyways, I just want to say that u are cool!
    and very funny! haha

    :)

  7. Chuck said,

    on October 21st, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    Aiko I just saw you on fuel tv’s M80. Can you really eat with your feet?

  8. Bluerberry kool-aid said,

    on October 21st, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    Wait, how did ya take a shower in the kitchen; is your sink big enough to fit a person?

  9. Aiko said,

    on October 21st, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    hi Vai! welcome. You got mail, you’ve got fob jap. You saw me on M80? cool. Yes, I do eat owith feet. That’s back then in elementary school, I was not popular, I tried to get skills.

    I’m small. I fit everywhere.

  10. Iago said,

    on October 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 am

    Hi, I stumbled upon this site and I have to admit I am sceptical over someone could clean themselves in a sink, maybe a youtube video could convince me otherwise. Or am I being sleazy.

  11. Peachies said,

    on October 22nd, 2008 at 9:49 am

    I can totally see you taking a bath in your kitchen~ LOL

  12. Vin said,

    on October 24th, 2008 at 8:49 am

    hahahah aiko too funny

  13. Jim in OC said,

    on October 24th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    I Aiko - We need to bathe together again sometime, lol!!! *wink* *wink* Call me, baby!

  14. Aiko said,

    on October 24th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    eeeeewwwww

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