Cosmopolitan magazine
When you go to vegas, you feel like you gotta have some fun in your life. Hung out with sluts and talk about existientism and how Dostoevsky’s Novel influence your life to get some ass. I love how sleezy it is. I got cosmopolitan magazine at the airport. Because Vegas scream SEX. Cosmo magazine, I never read. I usually read something more intellectual. Such as The national enquirer, Dora the explore the magazine. Anyways Here’s the article.Topics1.Why Does men fart?2. Asparagus makes you horny.3.Asparagus makes your pee stinks.4. This is what REAL MEN in NY talk about their sex life.5. Oh, did you know we were all straight but we will turn gay for Angelina Jolie because it’s like cool things to say??6. Black is….new black.7. Black will make you look skinny so wear black if you wanna get laid more. This Magazine loves to promote sex, shirtless men from Ohio(Fag) .8. 10 ways to find out if your men is cheating on you.9. at the same time How to spice up your sex life. Agh. Sex is very overated. I preffer shopping.10. Thanks Cosmo, You, fucking confuse my ADD having mind. Good bye. I will stick to National Geographics.
on November 12th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Sounds like Cosmo covers more Wildlife than National Geographic.
Hail to the educated women:P
on November 12th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
and men…
on November 12th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Vegas is the empire of gambling, debts, and sex. I’m not sure of the order, because maybe sex come second? lol
That’s the way Cosmo Mag is. We can all see that maybe Cosmopolitan magazine is alot more random than you, me, or Mass can ever be. Oishii Aiko T, you’re gonna have to kill your ADD.
on November 12th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
i can always count on u guys. you guys ae my wasabi flavored nuts.
on November 12th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Vegas. My home. The best city in the world. Where you can do anything you want, if you know where to look. I would never live anywhere else.
on November 13th, 2008 at 3:08 am
I like anybody who loves the city where they are from. I hate when people complain. I live in LA, People complain about smog, traffic, rude people. At the same time, I like Traffic because I get to drive slow, Beach, mountain, beautiful people. Im sleepy now. nite.
on November 13th, 2008 at 6:43 am
I don’t know. Sometimes I think its more like “guys watch porn, woman read these magazines”.
Both have an (info)taining value of zero, but it’s probably to deep in our genes to completely ignore them. This will have to stop somewhere in the future (or doesn’t it?).
on November 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
cosmo= porn?
It could be true. The issue the singer Rihanna was on the cover a month ago, it saids “Va-jay jay” right next to her.” I would be pissed if I were her.
on November 13th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
So we agree that Cosmo and porn are one in the same, no?
on November 15th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Aaron, if a guy beats down to Cosmo, then it is porn alright…
on November 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I hope no man is doing that to Cosmo! lol With all the sexual vast resources that america has, then it’s truly sad and senseless if a guy beats off to cosmo… lol
on November 18th, 2008 at 8:42 am
and Selens gomez =new Miley Cyrus.
Lets go to Clarines and buy some toe rings. yay!
on November 19th, 2008 at 12:17 am
More like…
Selena Gomez = to or => than or =