Archive for April, 2009

• bus boy

  Date: 2009.04.29 | Category: Blog | Response: 2

  Mr. President.

   

  I would like to share my thoughts.

  I want to have a national bus boy holiday, next to Martin Luther king Jr.holiday.

  They work their asses off and I love them. They never complain. They feed their families.

  I would like to take them to luxury cruise, and have wealthy white men as busser.

   

  Thank you.

   

  aiko Tanaka.

• Miley cyrus

  Date: 2009.04.29 | Category: Blog | Response: 4

  was saying “if I don’t make mistake, I’m, not going to learn. Hannah Montana ,made over 34 milli on this weekend. She’s a lil guru  from  Nashville. Everyone makes mistakes. Tru that.

  I learned from my mistakes.

  1) I need to rest.

  2) do not twitter too much to express your feelinngs. 

  3) I have , like 4 close friends, but that’s all I need. It’s ok to be uncool.

  4) Why do you care about what I do so much, why don’t you get your own shit.

  5) older peeps are cool but ppl my age ain’t bad neither. I”m just not down with mohawk.

  6) Can’t try too hard to make peeps happy. 

  let’s say you work overtime try to get flower for your girl’s bday. but if she doesn’t appriciate it, doesn’t matter if you get sick, whatever. Money shoud  be spended for strippers. 

  7)I love you guys for stopping my here.

  8)I really loved my gf stopping by my place to fix shower curtain. 

   

  going to sleep. I wanna sleep all day tom. tired from moving. 

   

  it eere what is ieer.

  p.s.

  Does shrimp has to go through pain when they die? Does fish have pain nerve when they get killed?

  I love you. because you are here to see what’s on my mind.

• perfect

  Date: 2009.04.24 | Category: Blog | Response: 3

  Everything is perfect the way it is.  and it is beautiful.  Everything will be the way is is no matter how stressed you get or if you enjoy it. Long time ago, I was talking to friend of mine who made it in entertainment. I was told ” success and failure is same thing.” back then,  I said “I never heard such a bullshit in my life. Only successful people talk nonsense in my ears. Enjoy jorney. Bullshit. I give you my jorney, why don’t you give me your success if you enjoy so much.” but what really meant was what you do in daily basis determines your hapiness in the end.

  So, everyone is perfect. Vallet guy is perfect, the way he is. the lady who is making dumpling is perfect. Everyone has their walk. every day.  and me being late is perfect too because I’m trying to change that, make myself better everyday.

  I’m thankful for my friends. last few months been blessing. moving,looking for places, performing  It was chaotic but having my tru friends close by me, I felt so safe.

• your week

  Date: 2009.04.24 | Category: Blog | Response: 3

  How was your week?

  Mine  started well. I liked haha spot, did reading for lil short and saw horse. What else?  Twitter is addicting. Face book is ok. I don’t know how many people who’s on there is my real friends. Made me feel popular where I have only like 6 close friends. All of sudden people are planting tree for you, have a name for “our ” kids, send you kalbi beef.  I say stick to paypal. I just realized I didn’t get out the house unless practice or rehearsal for a while. oh, wait. I had one slept over, karaoke nite with cho twins. How do I know? Because twitter is like ankle bracelet. I saw Martha stewart twittering. Thought that was the last thing she wanted to do besides wearing grey poncho.

  I need to go to sleep.

  My gf told me 7 eleven had robbery last nite.  crazy. I’m building fence around tomatoes t protect from the world. Too fragile.

  Nite.

• happy bday mama tanaka

  Date: 2009.04.21 | Category: Blog | Response: 5

  happy bday.

  You created the monster.

  Sorry for having bad temper and bitting your nipple off as a baby.

  I love you.

• packin’

  Date: 2009.04.21 | Category: Blog | Response: 7

  I’m packin.

  This week will be insanely busy, I mean you know how models and actresses lie “I’ve been so busy.” so they look good bullshit? I know because I did that when I had a website and I would be eating cheetos and watching Maury Povich( not even Oprah.) show to find out who’s your daddy. My mind is going Why does maury really care about “who’s your daddy?” especially minority people. everytime I see his show, He has albinal people, or “who’s your daddy.” Is he secretly frustrated with his wife… what was his wife’s name.. Connie Chang?  and actually he wants to ask her “Who’s your daddy?’ in bed but he can’t cus she’s asian and looks kinda prude and..wow..

  heatwaves guys.

  My mind gets really skattered. I like to spell “Skattered.” instead of “scattered.” because it makes me feel like skitteles and brain mixed up together. Taste the rainbow. Go with the flow.

   

  By doing stand up, I feel open. I was judged lots esp. in Japanese society for being different or being extreme. You might find me dancing with vallet guy, just because I felt like I wanted to make his day. or make my day. I don’t know. But Stand up is awesome because it’s my world. 

  Hope you all do the same. Enjoy. Being you. You are awesome.

• 4/20 – HaHa Cafe – All Woman Comedy Show

  Date: 2009.04.19 | Category: News | Response: 11

  

• Hard to move on

  Date: 2009.04.15 | Category: Blog | Response: 7

  Because there is so many memories of you, ma. I spent many days cooking together, watching tv. It’s like when I look back in the living room, I think you are there. maybe that’s why I don’t want to move.  

  I bought this pink elephant. For my sister’s b’day. Not for her, she doesn’t really need fluffy friends. For her baby. I started to like him though. (zou. pink no zou da zou. haha.) He drives with me and cheers me up. Very insightful for lil elephant from Sri lanka. I need more magnesium. That was his advice.

  “Things” are not that important,  but my family is most important to me.

  Going to call mom tonite. 

  Go visit your fam while you can. tell them you love them.

• Buffalo wings

  Date: 2009.04.03 | Category: Blog | Response: 14

  is such a random naming.  Not in bimbotic dasy duke wearing Jessica Simpson way, but in samurai sward swinging ebonic speaking Aiko Tanaka way. ( I don’t. I speak mandarin.)  There is nothing buffalo about it. The guy who came up with the name must be hella drunk with beer and said” I’ma call this sucka buffalo wing. ”  Nacho stay nacho. beacsue it’s the first appetizer we get. He was not drunk yet. Otherwise we would have called it elephant ear. dip was called earwax. I’m telling you.

  My friend likes avocado.  Ate plate full of it with my meal and I felt very happy for solid 26 min.

  Yasuko called. mata karaoke ikoune! by tanakaxile.

• Speaking of baby poo

  Date: 2009.04.01 | Category: Blog | Response: 7

  If you are eating, Please read after you are done.

  I hate eating anything mushy. 

  chili.

  chili with fries. Why do they mess up something good ? They might as well serve Fries with jackstrap.

  Mashed potato. with gravy, I’d rather eat Alpo. (wet)

  Mac n cheese. I hate the way it looks. It looks like human brain. This is human brain, on cheese.

  Anything with beans. Refried beans. In this fast paced society that is based on efficiency, who’s doing Re-fried. Meat, maybe. but beans? ( I like the sound of pinto beans. I think he’s very humble.)

  Ice cream. But when it’s a la mode, it’s ok.

  My taste buds is weird. I hate chocolate, but I love hot coco and M& M’s. Hate potato, but don’t mind fries and chips. I don’t like Kayne but I don’t like 50 neither. 

  It all depends on the texture.  What’s not your flavor?