HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY

I was feeling funky because I lost your number ( again) and I didn’t get to talk to you on your bday. hope you got your package.

I haven’t seen you for 8 years I grow taller and my head is bigger I haven’t let boys touch me and I still do my homework and I don’t drink and I go to church and only bad thing I do is I have bad mouth. It is 12:33am and I cried a bit because I missed you today and I am a fag like that. I would like to eat your onigiri. I miss going to four seasons. chinzansou. It was so fuckin uncomfortable as a kid dad. I love pachinko 7. I hope beautiful junko translate my nonsense bday card. She’s my hero. Mommy is great choice too. You picked top notch player for your team. this is my love letter to you daddy. Junko san ni yoroshku. okasan, vegasu de, ninki mono datta. bikkuli. xoxo

your baby girl forever.

6 thoughts on “HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY

  1. Don’t feel funky, unless you hear a funky beat. Everything will be ok, because it’s the thought that counts, so it’s all good when he gets the package ne?

    You are human and make mistakes like everyone else, so he would understand. I’m quite sure he’s wondering what’s been up with his musume as well. You never know, because he might be somewhere crying his soul out, too. I believe that junko did her best in translating the card. kimi no otousan otanjobi omedeto.

    So what are your next plans, Aiko Chowder?

  2. hey hey hey!

    your dad is your dad forever,
    your mother is your mother forever,
    but!
    what’s about sister? forever??

    you, my little princess grown up
    and i feel proud of you but little bit SABISHIINE.

    ok, dad is dad………….i will call him.

  3. ASURA JUNKO

    MY SIS IS MY SIS FOREVER, I just tattooed your name on my forhead.

    tell daddy I’m growing mustache for “mature look.” and eat pistachio nuts. because that’s what adult man eats. it’s official.

    I wrote you a poem. I am fag.

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