She’s all that and bag of chips

I watch movie “she’s all that.”  I liked it. So sugary. I hope someone did take me on a prom date like that. But back home we dont have a prom. We were just trained to be a ninja. Do you have any cheesy movie you like? I like “16 candles”and “Pretty woman.”In real life,  a hooker stay as a hooker,a nerd stay as a nerd though. Richard Gere will never show up in your front door in limo with gerbil up in his ass. Real life is not so romantic. It’s better that way. I would puke if someone pick me up in white limo wearing tux. That money should go to www.savethewhalefoundation.com or www.savemoneyforaikotanaka’sb’day.com  I did AIDS walk for 3 hours last week with my girls. For some reason I got confused and thought it was gay walk and wore school girl outfit. It went well though.  Good cause. I will do next year too, come join.  

The metamorphosis. Franz kafka, loose stool.

Lately, I’m having a moment. It is not always pleasant. Growing pain. I wish I was done with it. But since I’m 5’3 midget, I have more to go.(5’4 sometimes, depends on my mood, but ladies,my feet are size 7. ) Sometimes I want to run away to be a monk. But I must face the reality. Can’t be defeated by the blanket. I’m way to sensitive to the world. I must stand alone. I want to inspire people. At this moment, I wanna  make you happy through my blog. After visiting my site, if you feel like doing something better for the world, my job is done. No, just do good for someone you care. or just take care of yourself. Anyways, I remember reading book by Kafka as a kid, thinking, what if I wake up one day, I was a worm? That’s pretty cool because I’m going to ditch school. I don’t need to come up excuse like”I’m sick.” I just tell teacher that I’m sorry I turn into a worm I have no feet to go. please expel me.” The end.  Loose stool is just my favorite phrase for this week. Also, butter squash. It sounds like such a fun vegetable. It’s butter and squash. All in one world. But I do not like the taste. Which food has fun besides Funyuns?

The Last king of scotland, sausage and ham.

I know Forest Whitaker was great in it, I know that was based on true story of Ugandan dictator Amin but not my favorite movie. THANKS NETFLIX for referring this movie because I liked Blood Diamond. This movie is good, but after taste is horrible. I couldn’t look at bacon or any cut meat. I lost my appetite and end up eating cookies and candies. This is definitely not the movie to watch by yourself with headphone in the closet with your laptop thinking that you will have Dolby theatre. At 10 am. I saw soy-sauce on red leather chair, freaked out thinking it’s blood. I don’t think it was even original. It was low sodium ones. I felt sissy. People used to call me bulldog in a skirt.  I can’t sleep now.. waaa P.S.I love, love love all your comments. But Do not use my blog to promote your own shit. ex) I want to go out with Aiko. No. Aiko decided to focus on herself for now. I think some posts and bulletins are funny.I like people here. Have you notice on myspace? I get the post like ” Aiko call me, I lost your number.” I’m like” I don’t know you, how could I? You live in Israel. “ 

Japanese tv show

Remember I told you guys I shot something with Fujji Takashi?(crazy tv host from “lost in translation.”.) That was on the air last sat. http://www.mitsuwa.com/topnews/eindex.php?n=16every Sun ksci 18(utb) last week, I was eating baked mushroom he cooked. I think I told you how nice he was and he picked up my toothpick after I ate. Who would do that!! Try to catch me, one of the episode I will have a mohawk. So hot. Madox got nuthin on me.I have more stuff to come,working with Japanese productions lately. Stay tuned.

chicks..

I have two beautiful friends from out of town. Do you guys have a friend who likes to go out all the time? I’m not into that. Esp when I’m with my bf, I kinda like to hang out with him most of the time. But my friends are such a social butterflies. The other nite, we went to Koi(which I hate cus people go there to be seen. I hate Katana, Ivy, all those places.)then went to the club. Two clubs in one night. I really really hate club unless I’m getting paid or for the private event. I have a world to conquer. That was the most I’ve been out in last 6 month and I can’t do it. People at the clubs are stupid anyways. Men go there to get some ass. Why would men spend time on fixing their hair, getting tan, washing their cars? Just to hang out with their homies? I don’t think so. That would be called homos. Men are logical when it comes to get laid. Women go there because A.) to hang with their girlfriends. B.) to dress up like a slut and reject men to feel good. C.) supposed to do plan B but get waisted and end up just being a slut. In LA, girls are always looking for someone with money. I do love Money. But I don’t date just based on that. I prefer being with someone who might not have million but good human being.  He might have nice car and house, but that’s not the most important thing in the world. I want to make my own and I’m on my way.

Import models now

I had a meeting bout future projects with kaila, Christine and other guys. I’m pleasantly surprised by them. They brought to the next level. We came from golden age of Import scene.  Francene, Sasha, Tila. Chiristine is sending medical supply to philipines. We will call her Asian Angelina from now on. Kaila is doing hello drama line with designer kat.(check out “hellodrama.blogspot.com”)I’m going to call her Asian Gwen. Girl power! Now, Aiko aka Asian Brad Pitt must go now, I have many children to adopt. Nite my babies.

Taiwanese

Chinese will conquer the world becauseThey are always ranking near the top in international comparison in math. Everything is made in China. How could my sister travel to Europe and bring back the souvenir made in China.  When you look at the label on shirt,pants, spoon, most of them is made in China. I’m getting identity crisis here. Sometimes, I get confuse if I’m Chinese and have to see back of myself. (It said Made in Tokyo samurai Spirit on my ass.) They are everywhere and many peeps are sooo talented and strong.You can spray pesticide on them but they will survive. such as Ang Li, yao Ming, jet li(cantonese) Bruce lee, my best friend with eye patch,Gong li, Kaila, Lucy, Takashi Kaneshiro. He’s so talented and beautiful. I heard he’s gay but I heard I’m gay too, so He’s probablly straight. Who do you all like?