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4/20 – HaHa Cafe – All Woman Comedy Show

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Next Week (4/8) – Comedy Store, Belly Room

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supa happi giant roll
Lately
I was at the intersection. I saw grouchy old man in cadillac sedan.he mumbled” fucking asshole.” He was stuck in traffic. I don’t mind traffic. I can pay more attention to the road, I’m scared of the speed. I mean, company spend millions of dollar on billboard, we should pay attention. Ing Direct. 24 hour fitness. What a great idea to work out 3 in the morning. You got to be on crack. If you think about fitness 24 hours, it’s more like 24 hour restless. That’s what’s on my mind when I drive. Thank god for my navigation system.
I want people to be happy. Someone close I thought told me, I shouldn’t be Christian. Noone is perfect.But I want my close friend to be happy everyday, I want them to be who they REALLY want to be because life is so short. Hope you will make it. I came here to LA, I remember I had suitcase and box full of my clothes which got stolen. It was tough as my dad provided me everything and I never worked in my life. But I had a dream .I went to this club on sunset, heard the song by LL cool J called “hey lover”. I still remember as it was yesterday. It was DJ Hideo. My first job in LA was go-go dancing to DJ hideo with DMK production till I landed gig on MTV dance show Grind then Soul Train.
Please. We gotta asses to shake, I just saw you and asked you bout your baby girl, remember?
Why all the people I love hurry and try to leave? And how can you tell me to cut.
let’s pray.
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FR*A!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlf8Js4CYdY[/youtube]
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Pas mag cover!
I’m on pasmag cover this month
http://www.pasmag.com/classic.asp?ID=54How come my fans knew before I know? They know my everything. I bet you didn’t know I sleep with no pillow.(when your head is big your head work as a pillow. same theory that you don’t need an airbag if you have huge fake boobs.)I especially hate the pillow people use on the airplane. it looks to me like crazy chinese torture for the neck. If you want to travel with pillow, you might as well plant the chair up in your ass too.
Pass mag rocks! The photo shoot was fun. great photographer,make up artist and all. studio smelled like roses, editor looked like asian fabio, we ate buffet of all the pricy -ter stuff(Lobster,oyster), oompaloompa was serving chilled lemonade on the set.( FYI, the boyshorts I wore was from Target 8 years old boy section. Michael Jackson thinks I’m sick and twisted.
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