is such a random naming.  Not in bimbotic dasy duke wearing Jessica Simpson way, but in samurai sward swinging ebonic speaking Aiko Tanaka way. ( I don’t. I speak mandarin.)  There is nothing buffalo about it. The guy who came up with the name must be hella drunk with beer and said” I’ma call this sucka buffalo wing. ”  Nacho stay nacho. beacsue it’s the first appetizer we get. He was not drunk yet. Otherwise we would have called it elephant ear. dip was called earwax. I’m telling you.

My friend likes avocado.  Ate plate full of it with my meal and I felt very happy for solid 26 min.

Yasuko called. mata karaoke ikoune! by tanakaxile.

If you are eating, Please read after you are done.

I hate eating anything mushy. 

chili.

chili with fries. Why do they mess up something good ? They might as well serve Fries with jackstrap.

Mashed potato. with gravy, I’d rather eat Alpo. (wet)

Mac n cheese. I hate the way it looks. It looks like human brain. This is human brain, on cheese.

Anything with beans. Refried beans. In this fast paced society that is based on efficiency, who’s doing Re-fried. Meat, maybe. but beans? ( I like the sound of pinto beans. I think he’s very humble.)

Ice cream. But when it’s a la mode, it’s ok.

My taste buds is weird. I hate chocolate, but I love hot coco and M& M’s. Hate potato, but don’t mind fries and chips. I don’t like Kayne but I don’t like 50 neither. 

It all depends on the texture.  What’s not your flavor?

I attended this event because my girlfriend was part of the film. It was for national medal of honor day. I asked her to take pic by car, I have a habbit of taking pic by the wheel.

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I love events for good cause.  

They had famous white chili. Tasted like baby poop. I hate chili. It doesn;t matter how good it is, it is still  baby poop.

You are getto fab when

You rub perfume  insert ad on yourself before going out.

You get full just sampling food at the mall. Those damn cinabons are very fullfilling.

You take extra napkins and sugers from starbucks.

Your name is german car but drive hyundai.

You own G unit gear.

You have fake Coach purse. Not even fake fendi. 

You know me from my soul train days. 

You heard. You betta aks somebody.

Today’s fourtune cookie said keep on doing what you are doing. 

I like new Far East Movement song.  Also became Jerry Seinfeld fan after watching documentary of his. I just love jewish men with big nose who’s funny. Barbara Seinfeld.  No, She’s not comic nor man. I just get blog trez sometimes. 

Bye  for now B.

Today is.Who thought we would have African american as our 44th president? Ms. Rosa park just wanted to have a right to sit in the front of the bus. I bet growing up, she wanted her egg certain way. Otherwise she wouldn’t even eat it. ” Mama, I said Sunny side up, Can’t be scrumble. Yellow and White doesn’t mix.” This has nothing to do with honorable Rosa park, but I used to take one hour train ride to high school as I was dumb enough to decide by the uniform designed by Hanae Mori. On the way home, I’d be exausted as we study 6 hours. I fell a sleep standing. I woke up I found myself sitting on confused bold businessman’s lap.”I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. ”They say he didn’t get to see his dream land, but what he has done for the future was huge. I struggle to be better, I make mistake everyday, but I guess it’s ok. I used to think ” Why don;t they have Aiko day?” ” How come my face is not on dressings?” but as long as end result is good, as long as I’m trying to be a better person in everyday walk, I think I’m forgiven.

One of my cute friend was feeling down, so I wanted to bring spirit up. I wanted to bring her a gift. Gifts consist of ripped magazine insert perfume sample,( I’m hood like that.) and earring. When I went there, there was Keifer Sutherland. No,It was not at random apartment in ktown, it was at this posh bar. My girls( except P. she never seems to care that much bout that kind of things. She’s just always calm. ) were all excited. It was not my ripped Bulgari perfume paper I rubbed all over her stomach that made her happy. It was Keifer who made her night. I was sitting there with a smile as I prayed for her hapiness. But…man…I’m glad I didn’t go all the way by dressing up like her rich uncle with trench coat and mustache.  Thank god. It must be good to be Jack Bauer. Not because he can get many girls within  24 hours. It’s because what he can do with his fame. He  made my friend happy. Just being him. I want to do that. Call me Jack from now on.

Because lil wayne is all up in everyone’s remix. Even in ur aunti’s ipod remix. Never a day goes by without seeing lil wayne. I’m surprised that he hasn’t done endosement with “Martha Stewart Living” and came up with poncho with hoddie. Anyway, every year after Xmas, I get sick. It is like having Xmas and B’day in same month. Oh, it eer wat it eer. I run around at the mall in the rainy days, loose sleep, eat too much tarts and hotdogs. It’s worth it. December is still the best. Jesus was born.Btw, Non drowsy medicine just knocks me out. Not even fun side effect of seeing dancing norms by the fireplace.  This is good time to rest because when I have a lil fever, I come up with the best new years resolution.  Mail me a chicken miso rice matzo ball soup. I don’t like when someone come visit me when I have a cold.  Then they will blame me later for giving them a cold. I would imagine the guilt they have to live with when you are the mad cow. At least I’m not a mad cow. I am just a cold yellow. Do I make sense today? well, I never make sense anyways. But that’s why you all love me. If I don’t recover soon, happy new years. let me know your resolutions for 2009. Going back to sleep. 4pm. my head hurts.